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Loving Husbands Hit Their Wives

Yesterday, the dishes were piling up in the kitchen. I asked my wife to clean up the mess. I asked nicely and everything.

Well, my wife responded by saying that she was tired because of a long day. I told her that she needs to learn the value of hard work and to get the dishes done now. She replied, “Not now. Why don’t you do it if it’s that important to you to have a clean kitchen?”

So I did the only thing a loving husband could. I took off my belt and started whipping her with it. I told her how it was for her own good, how she needs to respect my authority as head of the household, and she’d better do as she’s been told and get those dirty dishes cleaned up.

But I only hit my wife because I love her. Continue reading