So Huckabee has seen a surge in the Iowa polls, nearly catching Romney who had a sizable lead previously. This comes shortly after Huckabee started running ads that basically say, “Hey, look at me… I’m a Christian!”
Okay, I usually do very unserious posts, so let me apologize in advance for this serious (well, as serious as I’ll ever get) post.
Now, before I start my rant, let me just say that I am a Mormon, so you’ll understand where I’m coming from. But I also didn’t support Romney early on. I was a “hard line” backer of John McCain (oh yeah, I’ve been a republican since I was about three years old, much to the chagrin of my moderately liberal parents).
Over time, I began to waiver between Romney and McCain. Now, I used to have a rather strong dislike for Romney. Then I did a really crazy thing. I started looking at his stance on the issues, checking his record as Massachusetts governor, and listening to his (extremely slick) talks. I found out he’s a lot like me on the issues! Good thing I’m not a politician. I’d be torn apart for being a flip-flopper.
Senator Robert Byrd is a former member of the KKK. Then he changed his mind about racism. FLIP FLOPPER! Can’t trust a thing that guy does. He just might change his mind when he realizes he’s wrong about something!
Anyway, moving on…
So Huckabee runs a bunch of ads that promote his Christianity and then experiences a sudden surge in the polls. While Huckabee is proud of the fact that he is stealing away votes from more qualified candidates that have a far better chance of winning than him, I have to wonder what this says about the people of Iowa.
Far be it from me to judge Iowans, but is Huckabee’s Christianity that big of a qualifier for the office of president? Huckabee seems to think so. He went so far as to say that his poll surge is the result of “Divine providence.”
Okay, I think I’m not wanting a president who says stuff like that. While Christian (and Mormon — yep, we actually believe a few “normal” things too!) theology teaches that all things are of God… I mean, do we want a president that openly says stuff like that? If he royally screws up and launches a missile at a seceding California, who is seceding because they’ve had just about enough of the ultra right-wing religious BS (my view as well — look, I consider myself a religious guy, but leave religion for church and the home… it does not belong in politics! (or science for that matter… yeah, I said it)), and causes the state to fall into the ocean, is he just gonna blame it on Satan or the super-evil people of California who brought upon the wrath of God? I mean, it’s Divine providence that he became president. Why not blame somebody else for your screw ups too?Just look at all the finger pointing and “That dude’s crazy!” talk that happens every time bin Laden or some psychotic Muslim cleric rants about how much Allah hates America. By the way, Muslims are talking about the same god Christians (and Mormons… yeah, contrary to popular belief, we pray to the god of the Bible) pray to, the God of Abraham, when they say “Allah.”
One Iowa woman was quoted as saying she questioned whether God even heard Romney’s prayers and whether we wanted a president whose prayers “don’t get through.” Seriously… people of Iowa, I’m embarrassed on your behalf!
I mean, HOLY LIVING CRAP, ROMNEY IS A CRAZY MORMON!!! Yeah, so? What’s the problem? Are you afraid he’s gonna cast some evil spell on you? Are you afraid he’s gonna turn America into a Mormonocracy? Are you afraid his Mormon horns are gonna sprout out of his head and impale some innocent world leader, thus causing WWIII? What?
I’ve read some of the anti-Mormon comments from anti-Romney-ites. The ignorance regarding my faith is astonishing… absolutely astonishing. Worse than the ignorance of my faith is that many people are against Romney based SOLELY on their ignorant beliefs about Mormonism.
Look, if you know nothing about my faith and don’t care to know, fine. I really don’t care. Yeah, the scriptures say I should spread the gospel, but I’m just too damn lazy. Interested in knowing? I’ll tell you. Otherwise, forget about it. Sorry.
But, when you know nothing about my faith, don’t go ranting and raving in a pile of ignorance that’s over your head about how Mormons do this and Mormons believe that. You really want to know what Mormons believe? Ask a Mormon. And not just any Mormon. Ask a Mormon that knows what the heck he is talking about (believe it or not, there is a large amount of ignorance about Mormon doctrines and teachings within our own church!)
It will be interesting to see if Romney’s upcoming speech will do any good.
Anyway, where was I going with this? Oh yeah.
Look people, like the Evangelicals for Mitt website states, “The 2008 election is for president, not pastor.” If you’re voting for Huckabee based on an alignment of political issues, then great. But if you honestly think that he’s going to do a better job as president just because his theological beliefs are more similar to yours, then please, turn in your voter registration card now.
I also wonder if Huckabee, the super-duper Christian, would ever do something like this without a horde of camera crews present. Maybe he would. Who am I to say?