I was going through some old pictures I’ve taken with my cell phone. Here are some of the more interesting images…
Nobody ever believed me when I told them that I could type over 60 wpm on a standard QWERTY keyboard. That in and of itself is not particularly amazing, but it’s a bit more impressive being that I do it with one hand, and that my time slows significantly due to the fact that I have to look at the keyboard when typing, so I can’t read and type at the same time like all you normal two-armed folk.
Here’s the proof of my accomplishment, as witnessed by others as it happened:
OK, that’s not from my cell phone. It’s the results of a typing test I took at TypingTest.com
Next up: McDonalds. First they tried doing home delivery (that flopped), then DVD rentals, and now they’re trying to move in on the “QuickCash” check-advance market as indicated by this sign I saw recently at the local franchise:
It’s hard to see, but the sign says, “need some cash apply within.”
As long as we’re on the subject of fast food, how’s this for the physical form of an oxymoron (snapped in front of the local Burger King)?
OK, so it’d be more of an oxymoron if the car were, say, a Maybach. But the Delorean is nearly as rare.
I love the Burger King! And they love me, as evidenced by this, perhaps the greatest invention since the cupholder itself:
And finally, the piece de resistance…
The image didn’t turn out well. It was taken through the windshield of my car, while we were both moving. I tried to wait until we got to a red light, but wouldn’t you know it… for the one time in my life we hit every light green. So I had to grab this fast before he turned off.
In some red goo stuff, the back window reads, “Yes. I would be delighted.” I’m thinking it was a response to a dance invitation such as high school prom. Because it’s so hard to see, I outlined the important part, where it says “Yes” in big letters.
And yes, that’s a swastika hanging off the “s”. It takes a very special person to be stupid enough to drive around town with a swastika put on his back window by his girlfriend. I mean real stupid; like, I don’t know, a white-supremasist nazi kind of stupid?