Being that it was the first day of school, I was late coming in to work. I dropped my kids off at their school, whereupon my wife walked my nervous son to his classroom.
Upon her return, we headed off for my place of employ. There is an elementary school just a couple blocks up the road from where I work. As I passed the school, on this beautiful first day thereof, I saw this:
Note the “children crossing” sign right behind the Jeep. Must have been a pretty crazy loss of control, because on the other side of the road was an uprooted fire hydrant:
What a way to start the school year! Thankfully no little kids got run down.