The Biggest Threat to Mankind!

Halt the war in Iraq! Forget the Taliban in Afghanistan! Stop sending food to starving children in Africa!

There is a far greater problem among us, and we must destroy this threat immediately! Left unchecked, over 60,000 people will continue being murdered every year, with the number increasing annually, by this hideous, evil, pernicious, heinous, nefarious, Mephistophelian (yes, I just said Mephistophelian) threat to human kind.

Those who don’t die from its evil death ray end up suffering cataracts, even blindness! What is this unspeakable horror? I untractably present…

THE SUN

Yes, that’s right. According the the World Health Organization (WHO), the sun kills more than 60,000 people every year, and leaves thousands more with cataracts and even blindness! Astonishing. And here I thought the sun was our ally. Now I find that it is our oldest enemy.

Write your congressman and senator today! DESTROY THE SUN!

2 thoughts on “The Biggest Threat to Mankind!

  1. QueenMeadow

    Finally!!! Someone is on my side. I knew the Sun needed to be stopped, but no one would listen.

    I knew I married you for a reason.

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  2. Captain Kid

    Good thinking! Maybe after you’ve succeeded in your quest to destroy the sun, you can help me in my mission to rid the world of the evils of food. I mean how many more people have to choke to death, die of cholesterol induced heart attacks, or be crippled by hyper-obesity before we realize that food is BAD! Get rid of it I say. Food and drink must be eliminated from our diets if we are to survive.

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