My Sister Sent This to Me

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director,” we fill up a bathtub then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No,” said the Director, “a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

2 thoughts on “My Sister Sent This to Me

  1. StuTheWise

    What would you have done? Seriously now! Personally, I would have started scooping water out with the teaspoon, throwing the water right in the director’s face just to make them think I’m crazy. Keeps people on their toes when they think you’re nuts… BWAH HAHAHA!!!

  2. QueenMeadow

    I would’ve answered bucket cause that was the options listed. If I was there personally, probably asked about unplugging it :P


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