Stu the Wise More Trusted Than Phillip Morris… Barely

No, that’s not my arm. I have 7 screws!So in case you haven’t noticed that box at the top-right of my blog, I’ve been Twittering as of late. I’m still not sure what good it is, but every once in awhile I’m able to grab a nugget of gold from those I follow.

Yeah, I’m talking about the freezing temperatures causing my humerus to contract at a different rate than the hunk of titanium screwed to it, and everybody I follow is actually talking about useful stuff.

Well, one of those people is Jeremy Hanks, co-founder of my previous employer. He pointed me to this study that shows that people trust me just slightly more than the cigarette companies who lied about tobacco’s addictive nature, or the now defunct Cyrix who lied about the awesomeness of their failed processor line. Which brings up an interesting point… Cyrix lied (or, if you prefer, were “misleading”) about the performance of their processor and they quickly went out of business. Too bad they weren’t highly addictive!

Anyway, if you’re not in the mood to click the above link and read the article, here’s a graph showing the most trusted internet resources with yours truly right-near bottom.

You really should trust me more!
So where did I go wrong? Hard to say. Maybe they interviewed a lot of Keanu Reeves fans, rednecks, dunce cap wearers, pastors, blondes, Elwon Bakly, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Code Pink members, FSM Church members, Scientologists, scientists, all-powerful beings, Jewish pirates, pollsters, Miss Teen South Carolina, monkeys in a sphere, chain letter forwarders, Luke Johnson fans, geeks, Pluto supporters, Islamic terrorists, journalists, and maybe even Santa Claus.

2 thoughts on “Stu the Wise More Trusted Than Phillip Morris… Barely

  1. Stu

    My thoughts exactly, right? Now, if I were Stu the Foolish…

    What really gets me though is that email from others is at the top of the list. Well, now we know why people keep forwarding that chain letter from Bill Gates hoping that maybe, just maybe this time it’s for real.

    Hey Bill, I’m still waiting for my free copy of Windows 98 and that $2,000 check you promised me for helping you test your privacy-invading email tracking system!

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  2. Clark

    I don’t get it. Who wouldn’t trust you? You’re wise. I mean, it’s right there in your name. Don’t they see that? If you can’t trust good old fashioned wisdom, what are you going to trust? Foolishness? Let’s be honest, all those sources above you are mostly foolishness. People are trusting TV? Pphhssspt! Ridiculous. What is happening to the world!?

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